Thursday, April 28, 2005


Last night we were baby free so we went to Wal-Mart and stocked up since there was nothing to eat in our house. Everyone else in town was there too.

The couple arguing in the produce.
The lonely guy conversing with himself.
The lady with the baby dressed in a hot pink bunny suit.
And the guy who gets in your way and then stares at you like you’re in his, even though he’s just wandering around drinking a can of pop.

We were turning out of an aisle and almost collided with some guy. We must have been on the chip aisle because instead of saying “excuse me” Brian said “salsa”.

So now that’s what I say. Just because it cracks me up.


At 9:02 AM, Blogger em said...

GEORGE: "Why don't they have salsa on the table?"

JERRY: "What do you need salsa for?"

GEORGE: "Salsa is now the number one condiment in America."

JERRY: "You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do
you have any salsa?" "We need more salsa." "Where is the salsa? No salsa?"

GEORGE: "You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order
seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"

JERRY: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa? You
have the seltezer after the salsa!"

At 9:02 AM, Blogger em said...

and yes, Wal-Mart is the best. Come on, say it. You know you love it.

At 9:21 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

I LOVE SEINFELD! It's better than Wal-Mart. You won't be feeling the Wal-Mart love after your Super Target opens. It's ok if they hear you. They can't kick you out of the state.

At 12:05 PM, Blogger Carrie said...

I wouldn't say Target too loudly, they just might be able to push you out of the state! You are awfully close to the border....

Ahhh, border....salsa.....must make run for border....


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